All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted.
One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.
The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one.
"I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too.
"I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover.
"I went onto the balcony of our 9th-floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot.
"He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.
"On seeing he was still alive I found super-human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him.
"At this point, the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."
The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.
The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.
"I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th-floor apartment, but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot.
"I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up, I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."
The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room.
He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says, "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the fellow in here just before you."
"I don't know," replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked hiding in this cedar chest..."
wlx1056770364 wrote 271 Days Ago (neutral) 0or most of women,[b] [/b][url=http://www.louboutinshoees.com/][b]Christian Louboutin[/b] [/url] shoes is symbol of the era of nenver-fading ,despite the passing of time ,christian louboutin is always famous ,owning a pair of christian louboutin shoes is every women dream.many women expect the products.charistian louboutin shoes stands for a style which is never out of fashion.It seems to be a none out- of-date of debate the red roles concerning [b][url=http://www.louboutinshoees.com/]Christian Louboutin[/url][/b]the fashionable and coveted France brand-Christian Louboutin footwear.[b] [url=http://www.louboutinshoees.com/]Louboutin Sale[/url][/b] from the shoes were established has been accpeted many stars,like the breezes in spring, the CL red soles have spread all over the world. Everyone from girls to ladies have dreams to own a pair of CL footwear with red soles.the christian louboutin[b][url=http://www.louboutinshoees.com/]Cheap Christian Louboutin[/url][/b] shoes of style never change it's elegant, simple and exquisite. If0 points
-
wlx1056770364 wrote 271 Days Ago (neutral) 0or most of women, Christian Louboutin shoes is symbol of the era of nenver-fading ,despite the passing of time ,christian louboutin is always famous ,owning a pair of christian louboutin shoes is every women dream.many women expect the products.charistian louboutin shoes stands for a style which is never out of fashion.It seems to be a none out- of-date of debate the red roles concerning Christian Louboutinthe fashionable and coveted France brand-Christian Louboutin footwear. Louboutin Sale from the shoes were established has been accpeted many stars,like the breezes in spring, the CL red soles have spread all over the world. Everyone from girls to ladies have dreams to own a pair of CL footwear with red soles.the christian louboutinCheap Christian Louboutin0 points -
wlx1056770364 wrote 271 Days Ago (neutral) 0or most of women, Christian Louboutin shoes is symbol of the era of nenver-fading ,despite the passing of time ,christian louboutin is always famous ,owning a pair of christian louboutin shoes is every women dream.many women expect the products.charistian louboutin shoes stands for a style which is never out of fashion.It seems to be a none out- of-date of debate the red roles concerning Christian Louboutinthe fashionable and coveted France brand-Christian Louboutin footwear. Louboutin Sale from the shoes were established has been accpeted many stars,like the breezes in spring, the CL red soles have spread all over the world. Everyone from girls to ladies have dreams to own a pair of CL footwear with red soles.the christian louboutinCheap Christian Louboutin shoes of style never change it's elegant, simple and exquisite. If chsristian louboutin shoes can be seen as a woman, She must be a charming, elegant but also independent, sophisticated and a little rebellious. owing a pair of christian0 points
 |
|
 |
|
Subscribe
|
|
 |
|
 |
